Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”
please say you slapped him
im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it
hes here somewhere
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”
That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.
Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.
when ur boob starts itching in public
Just wanna let everyone know that Jack’s voice actress used to be a boxer and Male Shep’s voice actor frequently cosplays and goes to conventions. #masseffect